John Is Dead

I need another moral lecture from John Lennon like I need a bullet in my head. Don Bordeaux astutely points this out in his article posted on Cafe Hayek:

http://cafehayek.com/2010/12/john-lennon.html

But for all you people out there who love a good Beatles crying session, there's some good news for you! This breaking story from The Onion  will afford you the perfect opportunity to feel wounded and look like you are carrying a heavy burden, despite not even knowing the person who has passed.


Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral

Hopefully someone that you want to impress with your deep emotions will be watching. Quick! Someone is dying! Let's pretend we are personally effected and jump on the sad band wagon!