A disturbing trend has rattled our nation to the core over the past few years. It's
thee most prominent reason for broken homes, poverty, crime, failure of the public school system, liberal hippie douchebags, reality TV, Snookie, goths, Real House Wives, absurd youth sport coaches, My Super Sweet 16, college know-it-alls, narcissistic egos, Michael Bay movies, trophies for runner ups, and the Gyllenhaals. The root of these evils? Shitty, shitty parenting. It seems like nowadays, parents are shirking responsibilities; instead of being
parents they want to be their kid's
friends, the "cool parents", permitting their kids to run all over them. Or, parents are total dirt bags, acting more immature than their children, allowing their families to crumble. And this epidemic has no social class; it's apparent in the poorest neighborhoods and the richest households. These "mothers" and "fathers" consequently set a miserable precedent to their children, and the aforementioned atrocities occur. Maybe there's just more information around today, but think of how many parents are in the news effing up their's and their children's lives: Hasselhoff, Mcgreevey, Spitzer (this guy has a show?), Woods, Letterman, just to name a few. Say what you want, but these guys are real dicks. As a tribute to these legendary A holes, I will be periodically posting columns on the latest episodes of retarded parenting. To kick it off, enjoy this gem on having a pet with young children in the home.
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