Oops! I Ruined the Cowboys

As a proud member of the ranks of the unemployed, it is my utmost pleasure to welcome Wade Phillips to the club. Sure he's not there yet, but is there anyone in America trying harder to lose their job (besides Democrats)? After getting dismantled by the Giants tonight, the Cowboys are looking like the Titanic, and Captain Wade is going down with the ship.

It doesn't help the situation that he looks like he had a peepee accident in his pants every time the camera pans to him.  I heard Jason Whitten started calling him Fuller. Honestly, the man looks like he's one apologetic press conference away from senility.

The season is a disaster and all fingers (of the middle variety) point to him. The Cowboys lead the league in almost every statistical category, and yet they're still 1-5. That's coaching right there. It's like there's a race between Wade and Norv Turner for who can lose their job first. And if you believe for a second that Jerry Jones is going to keep Fuller, er, Wade around for next season, you are high. This is the same guy who fired Tom Landry. I'm sure he will have no issue kicking this perennial loser to the curb. John Gruden know's it too; he brought copies of his resume to the broadcast tonight.

I will, however, give credit where credit is due. It takes a special talent to take one of the most talented teams in football and make them an NFL doormat. And with John Kitna as the man behind center for the foreseeable future, I think Wade may need to invest in another package of Dipends.

Welcome to the club, Wade!